Join: Dec 5, 2008

Name: Alhorian

Gender: Male

Hometown: Racoon City

Location: 17, GB

Videos Watched: 1708

Subscribers: 620

Channel Views: 17787

Books: Dragonlance, Calvin and Hobbes, Playboy, Whatever I can grab when I need a shit

Movies: All of them, at least once, never let other people tell you whether YOU will like something

Music: Watch the vids and you will see

Hobbies: Gaming of course, chasing down women for sex and then dealing with angry fathers, drinking too much, making free shit for you all to enjoy

On this, my sad little corner of the web, you will find me entertaining you in one of three ways.THE RANTING MONKEY playlist contains 4 - 5 minute videos where games are reviewed or issued are expressed with bias and generally without forethought for the trouble they may cause. What was once a weekly update will now be far more sparse, and limited to issues to which I really feel strongly about.THE GAMING WALKTHROUGHS are just what they seem, but with my own brand of sarcastic bullshit thrwon over the top. You'll get what you need to know, but don't expect my mind to stay focussed while the levels play out.The Weekly Show is a weekly gaming "show" (i'll use that term as loosely as Lynsey Lohan visits her knicker draw). News, Reviews and Information on the world of Video Gaming, featureing myself and some "guests" (friends of mine), who can add to the unscripted proceedings. It's not really for YouTube so hop on down to iTunes and download it there for free, alternitively go here http://www.jellycast.com/directory/index.php?page=jellycast&id=1766I hope you're entertained, and if not...there's plenty of other free shit online that I'm sure you wont go sad for long.

Videos (70)

wiki dec.wmv

  • Length: 7:56
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 5 people
  • View Count: 240' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: Alhorian

Tags: 360  and  chris  dead  ds  game  gaming  gears  iain  japan  left  lego  monkey  nintendo  playstation  psp  ranting  shows  wii  Wkimedia  xbox 

November 27th's outting plus a link to the itunes and jelly cast site, for the podcast, as some of you have emailed saying you only watch it on here, but you are missing out on 40 minutes of golden (alright bronzen) comedyhttp://www.jellycast.com/directory/index.php?page=jellycast&id=1766

Gears of War 3 A ranting Monkey Critique

  • Length: 4:52
  • Rating Average: 4.50 from 24 people
  • View Count: 654' favoriteCount='4
  • Author: Alhorian

Tags: 360  aguilera  alhorian  baird  beyonce  britney  christina  cliffy  cole  cyrus  dizzy  dominic  fenix  games  gaming  Gears  hot  marcus  maria  microsoft  miley  monkey  naked  nintendo  nude  nugent  of  Playstation  punctuation  ranting  santiago  sex  spears  ted  two  War  wii  women  worlds  Xbox  yahtzee  zero 

No wait Gears of War 2 that's right, oh dear I guess some people will be mighty upset when they click on here thinking it has Gears of war 3 information...anyway, enjoy.

The Ranting Monkey Critiques Dead Space, plus Episode 5

  • Length: 6:56
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 17 people
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  • Author: Alhorian

Tags: Alhorian  brand  dead  monkey  punctuation  ranting  russell  show  space  weekly  zero 

He we go then a short rant on DS abd you weekly highlights

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Street Fighter - Justin vs Daigo

  • Length: 3:7
  • Rating Average: 4.88 from 2773 people
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  • Author: foolished

Tags: chunli  daigo  fighter  ken  ownage  street 

The entire fight from EVO 2004 between Justin (chun-li) and Daigo (ken).

Oakley's Outburst: Why I Love To Hate Xbox Live

  • Length: 3:8
  • Rating Average: 4.27 from 11 people
  • View Count: 715' favoriteCount='3
  • Author: OakleyTV

Tags: Alhorian  Live  Oakley  Oakley's  Oakleys  OakleyTV  Outburst  Xbox 

A small rant on why i love to hate Xbox Live. Leave a comment and rating if you wish.

Albuquerque: THE MOVIE

  • Length: 10:9
  • Rating Average: 4.88 from 1110 people
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  • Author: CYTfreak

Tags: Albuquerque:  MOVIE  THE 

Hilarious vid and song gotta love it. Go 2 www.Albinoblacksheep.com 2 find more hilarious vids by weird al and more!