Join: Nov 23, 2008

Name: Merugrin

Gender: Male

Hometown: In the middle of nowhere

Location: IT

Videos Watched: 5133

Subscribers: 62

Channel Views: 3638

Books: Huh...Ehm...Well...Does the Kama Sutra count as a book?

Movies: Family Guy,The Simpsons,Futurama,xxxpor...Hey,mind your own business -.-

Music: Metal, Black Metal, Thrash Metal, Heavy Metal, Death Metal,Melo-Death... any kind of Metal.Children Of Bodom, Death, At The Gates, Darkthrone, Marduk, Gorgoroth, Burzum, Dissection, Mercyful Fate, Deicide, Aeon, Bathory, Stormlord, Morbid Angel, Emperor, Hypocrisy, Graveworm, Anorexia Nervosa, Bloodbath, Cannibal Corpse, Slayer, Ensiferum, Immortal, Dark Funeral, Dark Tranquillity, Imperanon, Mayhem, Iron Maiden, Norther, Kalmah, Manowar and so on... FTW.

Hobbies: Hanging out with friends,getting drunk,sex and metal.I also eat, shit and breathe every now and then.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, cigarette in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Wow,what a ride!"METAL IS MORE THAN OUR RELIGION,IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE \m/EEEEEEEE--H---------H------CCC CCCE----------------H---------H-- - C------E----------------H---------H-- C -------EEEEEEEE--HHHHHH-C--------E----------------H---------H-- C -------E----------------H---------H-- - C------EEEEEEEE--H---------H------CCC CCCProud member of the Emo Hate Crew.Emos,burn in a chemical fire. kkthxbbLooking for a motherfucking sexy gf.My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious mental problems.Randomness:HEY,WAITER THERE'S AN EPIC WIN IN MY COPYPASTA!!How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people feel that brick is too soggy...I assure you, it is a shoe. Scientistis have discovered that 9 out of 10 shoes are numb...This brings up the disturbing question: Does coffee bleed?I recommend filling soccer balls with napalm.Don't ever forget that fun equals pizza explosions.The dwarf says "Gender-neutral pronouns!"FAQs:Q:What does FAQ mean?A:FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Question(s)I did it for the lulz.

Videos (76)

Bloodbath - Eaten

  • Length: 4:17
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 7 people
  • View Count: 489' favoriteCount='5
  • Author: Merugrin

Tags: Bath  Blood  Bloodbath  Eaten  Flesh  Lyrics  Made  Nightmares 

Click 'More' to see the lyrics.I've had one desire since I was bornTo see my body ripped and tornTo see my flesh devoured before my eyesI'm here for you,I volunteer as a human sacrificeCarve me up,slice me apartSuck my guts and lick my heartChop me up,I like to be hurtDrink my marrow and blood...

Dissection - Black Dragon

  • Length: 4:46
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 6 people
  • View Count: 681' favoriteCount='7
  • Author: Merugrin

Tags: Black  Dissection  Dragon  Lyrics  Reinkaos 

Click 'More' to see the lyrics.Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam...Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam!We invoke thee,Black Dragon of Chaos!We evoke thee,Oh mighty dragon force!Awaken now from your aeonic slumber... Rise up from the abyss!Dragon of forgotten...

Dissection - Where Dead Angels Lie

  • Length: 5:50
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 8 people
  • View Count: 1271' favoriteCount='10
  • Author: Merugrin

Tags: Angels  Bane  Dead  Dissection  Lie  Light  Light's  Lyrics  Of  Storm  The  Where 

Click 'More' to see the lyrics.In the dawn an angel was dancingSorrounded by an aura of lightBut in the shadows something was watchingAnd with patience awaiting the nightAngel whispers: Mournful night, attractive nightYour dark beauty obsesses meAn angel bewitched by the shadowsSeduced by the...

Favorites (68)

CHILDREN OF BODOM - Hate Crew Deathroll - live Milano 2008

  • Length: 8:56
  • Rating Average: 5.00 from 7 people
  • View Count: 1319' favoriteCount='11
  • Author: BlogMusicaMetal

Tags: 2008  bodom  children  concert  concerto  Crew  Deathroll  european  Hate  italia  italy  live  milano  of  palasharp  slipkn  tour 

http://musicametal.blogosfere.it - come to my blog to check out photos from this show, opening for Slipknot in Milano in 2008. This is the last song of their (too short! 45 mins!) set... Alexi Was pleased by the hot hot hot italian crowd!

Nintendo Wii Rejected Game Concepts

  • Length: 1:32
  • Rating Average: 4.62 from 3546 people
  • View Count: 635057' favoriteCount='2005
  • Author: collegehumor

Tags: chtv  college  collegehumor  comedy  funny  hilarious  humor  nintendo  rejected  wii 

See the newest exclusive CHTV videos at http://www.collegehumor.com/chtv Our videos premiere there first and in widescreen.Watch the original and view credits at www.collegehumor.com/video:1712492

Grand Theft Auto for the NES

  • Length: 1:13
  • Rating Average: 4.40 from 4465 people
  • View Count: 614165' favoriteCount='565
  • Author: collegehumor

Tags: animation  chtv  collegehumor  games  GTA  nintendo  parody  video 

The most violent game on the original Nintendo, besides Duck Hunt.Free CHTV video podcast on iTunes:http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPod...CH Facebook Fan Page:http://www.facebook.com/pages/CollegeHumor/6363207806Watch this on CHTV and view credits...